No doubt by now you know Optus was embroiled in some absolute caucasian nonsense
UPDATE: I wrote to the power-havers re Melbourne Airport.
Behold, the letters.
If you can learn how to say Dostoyevsky...
I have a very simple proposal to revive some pride in our airport - let's change its name. Because, let's be honest Melbourne Tullamarine Airport. What a place. And I don't mean wow what a place, but more like, what a place sigh.
Do like being back in Melbourne?
A picture tells a thousand... blah, blah, blah.
The last day begins here...
Happy and glorious. Victorious?
Ok. Bring it down.